Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.
Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
Your work has been a gift to mankind. You shaped a century. And I need you to do it one more time. Society is at a tipping point, between order and chaos. Tomorrow morning we’re gonna give it a push. But if you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. And HYDRA can’t give the world the freedom it deserves.
(Source: starrdork, via ivonman)
Maria Hill tends to leave her travel mugs in various S.H.I.E.L.D vehicles when she uses them. At the end of the month whoever is in charge of the motor pool leaves them at her desk in a box with a note that she needs to start remembering them or they get thrown out. They never actually make good on that threat.